H.L. Miller

With America’s divorce rate at a steady 50%, it is obvious that people are making some mistakes when it comes to marriage.

Guess what I don’t want to see? One Direction waltzing around London. Guess what I do want to see? JT and the gang in a mental institution, driving themselves crazy.

Nonexclusive relationships are becoming the normal thing to do for 20-somethings.

5. You are smart enough to know that you are stupid.

You aren’t going to be able to control her.

In honor of the upcoming season, I decided to do a little research on freak shows during the early 1900s. Some of the events and people I found seem fantastical enough to actually be on an episode of the show.

Don’t date someone who tells you what you want to hear.

Stabbing yourself in the eye with your mascara wand.