“We were only out there for about a minute. When we came back in, there was blood on the walls! Little drops of blood on every wall on the first floor, and some on the walls on the second floor. “
To look at a sleeping baby, defenseless and pure, and think, ‘How many likes do you think this will get?’ struck us as particularly gross.
“There is a very thin line between self-centered and self-empowered, and our generation that is right in the middle of this technological revolution shouldn’t be so quickly dismissed as the former.”
There is always going to be a better looking guy. There is always going to be a better looking girl. There is always going to be someone more successful. The problem we face today is that these options are so easily accessible to everyone.
Sitting around complaining about dating is about as useful to fixing the problem as complaining about how your sedentary lifestyle led to diabetes.
I don’t care about whether or not he tags me in his “WCW” Instagram post. I don’t care if he professes his love to me on Twitter or Facebook. Truth be told, that means nothing to me. I care about things happening in real time to real people. And I want to find someone who wants that too.
Business: You enjoy the little things in relationships that other girlfriends often overlook. You’re simple and you appreciate the simple things your partner does for you.
Know that if this guy wanted you, the words “I’m not looking for anything serious,” would have never left his mouth.
It worked like LSD, but instead of popping it into your mouth and letting it dissolve on your tongue, you inserted it into your eyes. It would give you “controlled hallucinations.” Instead of seeing random images that your mind conjured up, you’d see set images. Like you were watching television.
“It’s hard to keep your head up when you can assume everyone’s talking to a bunch of other people at all times too.”
It can be hard for you to form relationships with people, because you feel like they don’t get you.
While you spent all of high school trying to be Tumblr famous, David Karp spent all of high school creating Tumblr.
I whipped around and saw nothing behind me. There was no dark figure in the room to be seen, but I could feel something there. I reached out my hand behind the couch and waved my palm around where I saw the figure on the screen, but nothing again.
“If you spot a little girl roaming the hallways or outside the building, take note of her appearance. Check for an unusual amount of canine teeth. The Pest has hundreds of teeth.”
