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40 Dating Tips I Gathered After Reading Ellen Fein’s The Rules
8. End call first after 15 minutes ALWAYS. (even though it sucks. He will call you more.)
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The Differences Between Being Hungry, Horny, Sleepy & Bored
Different scenarios, different sentiments.
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25 Mind-Numbingly Stupid Sex Questions People Actually Had To Ask On Yahoo! Answers
“How old do you have to be until you grow your condom?”
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Bitches Who Brunch Vs. Ladies Who Lunch
Because it really is the flower headband that draws you in first, don’t you think? That, or the twinkle in their gold Tory Burch pendant.
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A Pox Upon Hot Straight Guys Who Flirt With Gay Dudes
And then the hot straight guy said the thing that makes eager gay guys all over the world sad and cringe…
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21 Beautiful Five-Word Sentences That Are The Words You Need To Hear Today
“You deserve to be happy.”
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Seth MacFarlane Is Trolling Us All
Seth MacFarlane doesn’t hate racism. Rest assured, America: Seth MacFarlane hates you.
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30 Awesome Book Dedications That Might Be Better Than The Actual Book
I dedicate this book to George W. Bush, my Commander-in-Chief, whose impressive career advancement despite remedial language skills inspired me to believe that I was capable of authoring a book.
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33 Text Messages You Should Not Send As A First-Date Follow-Up
16. I wish we were snuggling right now :/ :/ :/ :/
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With Frightening Accuracy, This Video Explains Why Girls Are So Obsessed With Fall
If any of the above describes you–and if you just so happened to have just purchased a bunch of cute, autumn-minded outfits–you may be suffering from CFD. #DontFallForFall.
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50 People On ‘The Darkest, Creepiest True Story That Terrifies Me To This Day’
I was childhood friends with a murderer.
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I’m Sleeping With My Boss To Keep My Job, And Nobody Knows It
I knew my performance was lagging. I wasn’t meeting my monthly numbers (I work in a sales kind of position) and I knew my employment was a ticking time bomb.
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How to Keep A Library Of (Physical) Books
Books are an investment. I understand they cost money upfront…but that’s how an investment works.
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Journey To The Modern Frontier: Art Collaboration To Answer The Question, “What Moves You?”
This torch-passing style collaboration will see Ghostpoet write the words before passing them onto Koreless who will compose the music and with the resulting piece of work audio-visual artist Alex…
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30 Quotes That Will Rip Apart The Way You See Your Life
“Artists use lies to tell the truth. Yes, I created a lie. But because you believed it, you found something true about yourself.”
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12 Things You Will Experience During College
9. You will develop feelings for someone you shouldn’t — at least once.
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11 Simple Rules You Should Follow To Be The Best Roommate On The Planet
So you are about to move in with some new roommates. The three of you are best friends and you have been hanging out all the time! However, you’ve never…
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I Know For A Fact That ‘Blurred Lines’ Is Not Sexist
It has nothing to do with male/female relations. Nor does it have anything to do with unwanted sexual advances.
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50 People On ‘The Time I Met A Celeb And They Acted Like A Total Weirdo’
I worked at Blockbuster video a few years ago, and I got to tell Al Gore that he owed us 1.50 because he returned “I Love You Man” late.
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10 Reasons Taco Bell Would Make A Great Lover If It Were A Person
I’m just a man in love with a fast food establishment.
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6 Things Women Want Men To Know
Respecting people is far more important than being seen as “strong.”
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12 Women Who Changed The Way We Look At Sex
Are Americans prudes? Some people think so. After all, the country that gave the world Elvis’s hips, free love, and Porn Valley is also a land founded by Puritans, given…
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Sugar Kills, 6 “Healthy” Foods With More Sugar Than a Krispy Kreme Donut
I’m not even kidding when I say that many of you are basically eating donuts all day.
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I Got Interviewed And Denied By My Dream Job, Now I Want To Die
I was going to do what so few in life ever do, I was going to accomplish my dream and work for a place that people would actually be jealous…
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27 Signs You’re In A Serious Relationship With Chipotle
7. You flirt with ordering something new, but you always know what you’re going to get. You know what you like and you don’t apologize.
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Being Queer and Jewish in Ultra-Orthodox Brooklyn
Living in Crown Heights would be akin to re-entering the closet, five years after having emerged from it. “Could you do that?” my mother asked me.
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7 Jobs You Will Have In Your 20s (And What You Will Learn From Each One)
It’s important to have that internship position where you are getting the coffee for the person who gets the coffee.
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Love Is Enough Except When It Isn’t
I watched myself dissolve, becoming permanently incorporated into something else, forgetting what I was, with these brand new cells.
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Call For Submissions: I Cheated In A One Night Stand… And Then Found Out He Was My Boyfriend’s Coworker
Have you ever cheated and regretted it all the more so because afterward you just kept on running into him — at the coffee shop, in class, at parties?
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50 People On ‘The Secret I Am Terrified To Tell’
Every day for a week, I would go over there and snoop around their house. I found my friend’s diary, and proceeded to read the entire thing. I used this…
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27 Gross Things Everybody Does When No One Is Looking
Picking up crumbs off of yourself and eating them without giving it a second thought.
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7 Words To Use In Place Of ‘Unemployed’
Being unemployed can be difficult, but admitting to it by labeling yourself as such is nearly as hard.
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When People Come Back Into Your Life
You’ll wake up one day to find the connections that kept you attached to someone are so deeply severed they can never be completely repaired.
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21 Little-Known Facts About Meryl Streep, The World’s Most Perfect Being
When Streep tried out for ‘King Kong,’ Dino DeLaurentis told his son, in Italian, that Streep was too ugly for the part. Meryl shocked the sh*t out of him when…
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This Is How I Describe My Love Story
Yet I fall in love with you, unpredictably.
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21 Genius Larry David-isms For Dealing With People
“Two years, you’re still getting sorries? I don’t think so, that’s a long time for sorries. That’s like saying Happy New Year in October. ”
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How To Say Goodbye To Someone You Don’t Want To Leave
Because when we are saying goodbye to someone, we’re not just talking to them, we’re talking to the person that we are at this very moment.
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38 Of The Most Shocking, WTF Secrets From 38 Strangers On The Internet
I set my molesters house on fire.
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15 Tips To Make You Feel Pretty As Hell (For Men & Women!)
1. Wear something spectacular that nobody else can see.
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41 Short Stories Of Unforgettable Evil From 41 People
After his dad and brother got out of the hospital, I went by the give my condolences and spent most of the time sitting in my friend’s room talking to…
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Ranking The 15 Chain Restaurants That Truly Define American Life
There are few things more American than chowing down at a chain restaurant–serving up life as it truly is, with a side of affordable prices to boot.
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12 Things Some Girls Still Don’t Understand
More makeup does not mean more beautiful. More makeup means you look like you put more makeup on.
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31 Funny, Thought-Provoking Chris Rock Jokes That Will Make Your Day
“You don’t need no gun control. We need some bullet control. I think all bullets should cost $5000. ‘Cause if a bullet costs $5000, there’d be no more innocent bystanders.”
