Johanna Mort
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10 Ways To Make Sure You Have The Most Epic School Year Yet
In the years since graduating high school, we’ve had a lot of time to reminisce on odd inside jokes and rethink those horribly embarrassing cafeteria moments.
Read This If You’re The Eternally Single Friend
Nothing good comes from wondering why I’m single and always have been, but that seems to be the only thing anyone wonders.
25 Inspirational Malala Yousafzai Quotes On The Power Of Kindness, Resilience, And Knowledge
“One child, one teacher, one pen and one book can change the world.”
29 Hilarious Schmidt Quotes That Will Automatically Make You 17.9% Sassier
“She has a flip phone, Jess. She’s either poor or a time traveller.”
6 Times It’s Okay To Keep Secrets From Your Partner
When your partner asks about your exes, do not engage. Abort mission.
20 Signs You Really Do Live With No Regrets
In life, annoying stuff happens that you won’t be able to control, and there’s no use stewing over something that couldn’t be avoided.
38 Priceless Nick Miller Quotes That Will Feed Your Grumpy Soul
“If we needed to talk about feelings, they would be called ‘talkings.'”
17 Things People Who’ve Ever Lived In A Small Town Understand
Downtown = fancy name for street with the most shops.