Omg is that a cat?! THANK GOD. Brb, playing with this cat for the next 12 hours or until my friend gets here.
It’s a secret that you’ll TAKE TO THE GRAVE.
When did pumpkin spice lattes become a national treasure? Why? Who actually likes these??
THERE IS SO MUCH TO DO AFTER THE SUN GOES DOWN. You’re so used to everything closing by 9pm and just driving around with your friends, but now you can go out. And like, meet people. That you haven’t known your entire life.
“The area we were driving through was boring, the music was barely on, and we weren’t talking about anything, but I remember feeling like I had won the lottery to be on a boring road trip with him. We’ve been married for three years now.”
A Monster Calls by Patrick Ness. The further you venture into this story, the more you realize that this book isn’t just a horror novel, it’s an emotionally exhausting and incredibly moving story about loss and forgiveness.
Corn mazes are great. Why whyyyyy does it have to be a Haunted corn maze??? YOU WANT TO GET LOST IN THE SPIRIT OF THE HOLIDAY, NOT CHASED BY SOME ZOMBIE-VAMPIRE-CLOWN UNTIL YOU DIE OF A HEART ATTACK.
“This is… this is terribly uncomfortable.”
“Ben Carson has the personality of a televised golf match.”
There are certain books that make you feel like you’ve been wrapped in a nice, warm blanket as soon as you crack them open.