Johanna Mort
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23 Perfectly Sarcastic Chandler Bing Quips To Feed Your Hopeless, Awkward, And Desperate For Love Soul
“Hi, I’m Chandler. I make jokes when I’m uncomfortable.”
10 Perfect, Sarcastic Responses To Annoying Humblebrags
“It’s so hard to find someone that likes me for my personality. All anyone ever compliments me on is my body.”
21 Pieces Of Leslie Knope Advice That Everyone Should Have In Their Life
“We need to remember what’s important in life: friends, waffles, work. Or waffles, friends, work. Doesn’t matter, but work is third.”
10 Struggles Of Being In A Relationship When You Hate Anything Cheesy Or Romantic
Congrats! You tolerated each other for an extended period of time! Gold stars all around.
11 Movies That Will Make You Want To Pack Your Bags And Travel The World
The Motorcycle Diaries. Once you’ve watched this, not only will you want to explore all of South America, but you’ll want to buy a motorcycle.
14 Things Only Introverts Who Seriously Love Being Outdoors Understand
You’ve had days when your entire agenda was: Go to park. Read.
17 Signs You’re An Overly Attached Pet Owner
You watch them sleep all. the. time.
9 Books Perfect For When You Just Need To Hermit Away And Cry
As an introvert, I love to hole away in my apartment, read a good book for hours, and count that as my socialization for the day.