15 Marry, F*ck, Kills That Will Destroy You

The Classsssic game of Marry, F*ck, Kill. Of each set of three celebrities, you must choose to marry one, sleep with one, and kill one. And no, you may not sleep with the one you marry, NOT IN THIS GAME. So choose wisely, because your decisions here will change your life forever, except not really.

1. Jon Hamm / Matt Bomer / Jamie Dornan

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2. Alison Brie / Lupita Nyong’o / Jennifer Lawrence

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3. Benedict Cumberbatch / Idris Elba / Tom Hiddleston

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4. Adam Levine / Jared Leto / Justin Timberlake

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5. Zoe Saldana / Natalie Portman / Mila Kunis

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6. Keira Knightley / Amanda Seyfried / Karen Gillan

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7. Chris Pine / Channing Tatum / Charlie Hunnam

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8. Ryan Gosling / Adam Brody / James Marsden

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9. Emma Watson / Anna Kendrick / Emma Stone

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10. Miles Teller / Skylar Astin / Donald Glover

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11. Olivia Munn / Olivia Wilde / Emilia Clarke

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12. Tom Felton / Matthew Lewis / Alfred Enoch

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13. Gina Rodriguez / Rashida Jones / Kat Dennings

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14. Diego Luna / Bradley Cooper / Mark Ruffalo

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15. Kerry Washington / Maggie Q / Julia Louis-Dreyfus

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