Crissy Milazzo

Crissy is a writer living and lol’ing in Los Angeles. She’s on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, for better or worse.

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19 Classic Weird Kids From Your Middle School And Who They Are Now

The kid who: organized M.A.S.H rounds and knew everyone’s crushes, so they set it up so that M.A.S.H was as embarrassing as possible.

Is now the adult who: holds Bachelor viewing parties at their house.

27 Questions Girls Wish They Could Ask Before They Have Sex With You

16. Does it curve?

20 Shamefully Hilarious Thoughts Everyone Has Before And After A One-Night Stand

SPONSORED Contrary to popular belief, one-night stands aren’t limited to one-off sexual encounters with strangers: in reality, the stuff of one-night stands covers everything from unintentionally platonic sleepovers to weird couch make outs.

86 Uncommon Synonyms For Chronically Overused Compliments

7. Pretty: Comely, Dreamy

21 Changes You’ll Experience Between Your 20’s And Your 30’s

You learn how important it is to say “yes!” and “…um, no.”

25 Non-Cheesy Love Songs About Being A F*cking Power Couple

’15 Bonnie & Clyde

What It Really Means To Never Take It Seriously And Never Get Hurt

“If you never take it seriously you never get hurt, if you never get hurt you always have fun, and if you ever get lonely just go to the record store and visit your friends.”

10 Unspoken Things Grown Up Daughters Want Their Dads To Know

I’m not naive enough to believe that you’d be proud of all my choices, but I know that you saved my life with your careful (and sometimes intense) warnings.