“Few things I’d rather see less.”
The kid who: organized M.A.S.H rounds and knew everyone’s crushes, so they set it up so that M.A.S.H was as embarrassing as possible.
Is now the adult who: holds Bachelor viewing parties at their house.
Without that IRL connection to sift through the URL bullshit, the Internet can be mad useless.
Down beats. Up beats. Even feels.
You should date a girl who insults the hell out of your ego, like at least twice a day.
For when you need to check yourself before you check your phone…again.
It’s way too easy to default to branding yourself as broken to profit socially, when it feels like that’s a cool aesthetic. An easy demographic to hit.
16. Does it curve?
Candles. Mad scented candles.
Years after their deaths, we finally know what the two had in common.