So you agree? You think you…were really pretty?
In another universe I am born without neuroses, I think; sometimes when I can’t fall asleep I imagine myself in another place that depends on the sun.
2. The ACT: Another Coffee, Though?
What *is* it about that song?
There are two ways to go about this process of deduction: having sex with each other (honey, no!) or playing social games that require everyone to work with and against each other, preferably whilst intoxicated.
Hot mess motto: keep calm and always have your phone charged for when you can’t keep calm anymore and need to freak out and call someone. Then carry on.
I am 99.9% positive that I’ve never murdered a person. That .1% is a pretty big deal to me, though, because I am one of the many incredibly irritating assholes on this planet who subscribes to the “but nothing is really impossible” logic best suited for writing Disney movies and/or ending/losing pointless arguments at dinner parties.
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You guys, I am all about “dinkus.”
1. Did you paste the link?