Read These 50 Star Wars Puns, You Must
Is BB hungry? No, BB8.
Is BB hungry? No, BB8.
Why was the skeleton lonely? He had no body.
What birds spend all their time on their knees? Birds of prey!
What do you call a low fat Pokemon? Butterfree.
What is a bear’s favorite soda? Coca Koala.
You have so many what ifs.
All the best foods include cheese — pizza, nachos, mozzarella sticks. Here are some hilarious cheese puns to share with your friends and family:
It’s time to up your Instagram game.
What did the dolphin say when it broke its neighbor’s window?
It wasn’t on porpoise!
No matter what your relationship to those undersea critters is, here are the best fish puns that will leave you gasping for breath.
Big projects will come to fruition, you’ll gain confidence to use your voice, and things that used to scare you won’t any longer.
What do you call a cow on crystal meth?
Beef jerky.
Adjustment disorders can feel scary, but they are manageable at the very least, and curable at best.
I know I don’t always say how I’m feeling because I have a nasty habit of keeping my heart guarded, but I hope you realize how much I care about you.
How do you know if a chef is mean?
He beats all the eggs.
I told you I’d get it done on time.
Quit hounding me.
TAURUS: Forgotten
It’s time to learn something new, to broaden your vocabulary, to sound even more eloquent than you already are.