I Wrote This Instead Of Texting You Back

Maybe your new boyfriend works every Sunday and you need attention from someone, so you turn to me.
5 Steps To Bail On Your Friends (Or, Cancel Plans Without Remorse)

As 20-somethings, we basically exist to cancel plans so we can binge-watch Netflix and eat dinner in bed, all while complaining that we have no friends.
10 Questions 20-Somethings Hate Hearing From Their Parents

“Are you gay?” No. You’re just single. You’re glad to know people think you are though.
10 Struggles Of Being Not Fat, But Not Skinny Either
13 Types Of People You’ll Find In Every Group Of Friends
19 People Share The Most Terrifying Experience Of Their Lives That Should Have Left Them Dead

She put her hand on my belly and said “What’s the matter dear, having a little miscarriage today are we?”
32 College Students Reveal The Most Ridiculous Thing They’ve Heard Someone Say In Class
The Weirdest Person Ever Encountered On Facebook

She immediately sent me a message and it quickly turned into the most bizarre online encounter I’ve ever had. Here’s how it went down:
The FAQ That Answers All Your Questions For All My Friends Are Engaged

Every minute in America, at least 5 of your Facebook friends are getting engaged (give or take).
Amy Poehler Is Amazing — So Why Is Her Old Navy Ad So Terrible?

What’s frustrating about this ad — beyond the fact that it contradicts pretty much everything Amy Poehler appears to stand for — is that there are tantalizing glimpses of how good it could have been.
I Travel Full Time, Here’s How I Afford It (And How You Can Too)
20 Bartenders Reveal What Your Drink Says About You
10 Reasons The Friends You Make While Traveling Abroad Are Special
This Is The Kind Of Love I’m Looking For

Someone who won’t see past the fact that I laugh at my own jokes, often before I get to the punch line, but who sees that as a trait that catapults their love for me.
12 Things You’re Probably Doing Wrong And How To Do Them Right
The 13 Wittiest Literary Lines You’ll Ever Read

“And she’s got brains enough for two, which is the exact quantity the girl who marries you will need.”