25 Things You Wish You Could Ask Someone On A First Date
Will you still love me if I gain twenty pounds and start dressing like a garbage can? Oops, too late. I already did!
Will you still love me if I gain twenty pounds and start dressing like a garbage can? Oops, too late. I already did!
Foods you used to love and binge eat while you watched the whole season of Battlestar Galactica in one day now make you sick to your stomach.
“I knew he would be really flattered that somebody would do something so disgusting just to get his attention.”
Photos and tweets of the explosion in Boston. We’ll be updating this for the rest of the day.
If something is 120 calories with 48 calories from fat, that’s 40 percent calories from fat, which you can figure out if you cross-multiply.
Eat, Pray, Love AKA The Basic Bitch Bible changed your life. One day, when you find yourself trapped in a loveless marriage to a rich man in Connecticut, you’re going to leave him to go find yourself through extensive prayer and pizza.
Depressed people like to be as minimalist as possible on Facebook. They post sparingly and it’s usually only #dark quotes from poems or photos of Morrissey. Their profile pictures are all abstract pictures of nothingness, except for one that’s of their face, and even then it’s obscured by a hoodie.
Just remember, these can happen to you.