40 Hilariously Mean Roger Ebert Reviews
Today Roger Ebert passed after a long battle with cancer, a shock to those of us who have loved and admired his work for so long.
Today Roger Ebert passed after a long battle with cancer, a shock to those of us who have loved and admired his work for so long.
Okay, but what’s your definition of being absolutely ridiculous, girl living in 2013?
5. Stop Overthinking Things
I don’t know about you but I’d rather breakdance barefoot on broken glass than be rejected by the only person I want and desire.
“Hey man, don’t come. I was just going to rob you, but I heard some kids in the background when we were talking on the phone.”
I wouldn’t call it hopefulness, exactly; it was more like last minute, panic-induced mania, probably induced by the same biological response that causes all your capillaries to explode in a futile attempt to warm you moments before you die of hypothermia.
People always ask me if the books I carry around are for school because they’re full of notes, flags and folded pages–why would anyone work so hard on something they were doing on their own? Because I enjoy it, because it’s the only thing that separates me from ignorance.
It means defending someone, even as you slap them upside the head for being an idiot.