25 Things You Should Know About Love
Everyone is an idiot when it comes to matters of the heart. Love is the great equalizer. Whenever you feel intimidated by someone’s coolness, just imagine them sobbing in their bedroom after someone broke their heart. I guarantee it’s happened.
You Need To Go After The Things You Want
We need to move away from this constant need of coming across as calm, cool and collected. WE WEREN’T BUILT TO BE CALM, COOL, AND COLLECTED. If we were, it wouldn’t feel so exhausting all the time. It would, you know, come naturally to us.
33 Ways To Be Pretentious
30. Carry a bag from a designer store as your everyday tote. I know your lunch is not from Yves Saint Laurent because those people don’t eat, so I don’t know why you just pulled a salad up out of that bitch.
25 Little-Known Facts About Mean Girls
The producers originally cast Amanda Seyfried as Cady, but Michaels felt she would be a better Karen.
If Twitter Bios Told The Truth
“I work in marketing and it’s taking over my life, I don’t know how turn it off, seriously, someone send help.”
18 Tips For Drinking Alone
Do not drink alone if you are within a 5-mile radius of a McDonald’s, Domino’s, White Castle, or KFC.
100 Simpsons Quotes, In Order Of Importance
“Lisa, if I’ve learned anything, it’s that life is just one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.”