Lance Pauker

Everyone’s talking about the McConaissance, but nobody’s talking about the mid-20s bar-aissance — the incredible phase in which you go to a bar and not have your shoes stick to the floor.

2. The Not-A-Breakup Breakup

10. On the plus side, at least my computer’s not burning up my lap and likely giving me some sort of cancer.

Because we’re all friends here on the internet, certainly feel free to add your own summer reading suggestions in the ‘mments:

I’m turning 24 this weekend. Back when I was 23 and 10 months, I was so dumb and shortsighted. But now that I am 23 and 11.9 months, I am very smart and feel incredibly obligated to impart some wisdom:

2. T.O Celebrates On The Star

2. There are no weird explanatory things that hint at his vulnerability

Happy reading, and don’t forget to put on that sunscreen.

2. The Classy Carafe

Victory!!!!

In college, nobody cares about being pretentious about cheese.

The cold and rainy spring day, in addition to providing a default conversational topic, also provides a great opportunity to sit around all day, order dumplings (huge), and play a bunch of music that you wouldn’t totally be able to get away with normally.

Men amirite?

1. You’re incredibly thrilled that no one who matters is here to see the state of your apartment. At this point, the messiness isn’t so much pathetic as it is admirable.

When you go to a place like Fargo, you’re inevitably gonna expect a bit of a culture shock. But the culture shock in Fargo isn’t so much a shock as it is a refreshing reminder of human decency.

One of my favorite pastimes is a game called “will this song make a Bro cry?”, a game that doesn’t actually exist, but probably should.

1. Mark & Mandy Marathon

I got bored and drew some pictures. Hopefully, you’ll find a few of these to be “so true,” if not “my life exactly.”