January Nelson

AQUARIUS: Stop blaming yourself for trusting the wrong person.

They try to continue a conversation when it’s obvious that it probably should have been over a while ago.

It’s perfectly fine to use this situation as a learning experience so you don’t sleep with anyone else you regret in the future — but it’s not fine to shame yourself over what has already happened.

Sometimes, you feel like you’re falling behind, like you should have done more by now.

He shouldn’t guilt trip you when you’re not in the mood.

If you want to seduce your girlfriend, use these magic words…

GEMINI: A relationship that exists solely over text.

You’re allowed to tell other people to go fuck themselves.

ARIES: You should take a risk and finally tell that person how you feel.

The sound of someone’s head hitting the asphalt ground. It’s a spine tingling thud that I won’t forget.

GEMINI: Your sadness. You need to learn how to cope with your sadness in a healthier way instead of moping around the house for weeks and assuming the world is out to get you.

SAGITTARIUS; Stop worrying about when you’ll graduate. Everyone moves at their own pace. 

A pair of siblings came to the door. One sister was dressed like me, a miniature Dorothy. The other was dressed in rags with blood smeared across her face and bloodshot contacts in her eyes.

TAURUS: You assume everyone has good intentions and let them take advantage of you.

“I went hiking yesterday, and now my legs are sore.”

Don’t take criticism from someone you wouldn’t take advice from.

“My folks met when they ran for cover in the same spot during a drive-by shooting.”

ARIES: You feel bad about yourself when he ignores your texts for hours on end.