January Nelson
January Nelson is a writer, editor, and dreamer. She writes about astrology, games, love, relationships, and entertainment. January graduated with an English and Literature degree from Columbia University.
What Each Zodiac Sign Is The Most Insecure About When Dating
GEMINI: What they look like naked.
40 Overused Jokes You Should Stop Making To Doctors, Teachers, And Waiters
Waiter here. “Can I get you guys anything else?” “Yeah, a boatload of cash!”
How September 2019 Turned Each Zodiac Sign Into A Better, Stronger Person
CAPRICORN: In September, you became a more adventurous person.
Why Each Zodiac Sign Hates Being Single
TAURUS: They hate the loneliness.
30 Ways To Melt Her Heart
Remember her period days and bring her chocolate.
Why Each Zodiac Sign Looks Like An Asshole (Even Though They’re A Sweetheart)
ARIES: They aren’t good at expressing their emotions. They show affection for people they care about by teasing them.
What Each Zodiac Should Never Lose, Even When Life Gets Hard
CAPRICORN: You don’t want to lose your desire to learn, to grow, to better yourself.
30 Crime Investigators On The Unsolved Case That Still Haunts Them
In my town we found a dead body in the middle of a street, a good neighborhood. Creepy part? He was beheaded, and the head was inside his stomach.
What Each Zodiac Sign Dreads About First Dates
ARIES: The awkward silences.
What You Need A Break From Based On Your Zodiac Sign
Give yourself a rest…
I Hooked Up With An ‘Experimental’ Artist — Who Turned Out To Be A Total Psychopath
He showed me a video of a woman who swallowed different colored paints and forced herself to vomit over the canvas. He showed me another where a man dipped his limbs in paint and then rolled his naked body across paper spread across the floor.
How Each Zodiac Sign Procrastinates
VIRGO: You clean, tidy, and organize. Even when you’re procrastinating, you’re still productive
40 Weird Date Stories That Will Make You Feel Better About Your Own Love Life
Hooked up with a girl (she was 28) with dentures and she gave me a gum job.
Read This If You Feel Like Nothing You Have Or Do Ever Feels Quite Good Enough
If you feel as though nothing you have or do is ever quite enough, it’s not because everyone is superseding you in life.
30 Hilarious Responses To Use When Someone Asks, ‘What’s Up?’
My anxiety levels.
How September Is Testing Each Zodiac Sign
TAURUS: September is testing your ability to remain calm under pressure.
What Each Zodiac Should Do Before Summer Officially Ends
TAURUS: Watch the sunset with someone you love.