You only text first when you want to vent about something.
You’re stingy when it comes to picking up the check.
You’re forgetful when it comes to birthdays.
You have trouble keeping secrets you’re told.
You get jealous easily and have a hard time supporting your friends.
You only like to hang out when drinking is involved.
You always want to be the center of attention.
You never answer the phone. You would rather text.
You have a bad habit of putting your relationships before your friendships.
You can go weeks without talking to people who mean the most to you.
You always want to stay in and never want to go out on the town.
It’s rare for you to follow through on plans.