Aries
You feel bad about yourself when he ignores your texts for hours on end.
Taurus
You feel bad about yourself when he whines about his ex and mentions other girls.
Gemini
You feel bad about yourself when he doesn’t even notice the way you changed your hair/clothes/nails.
Cancer
You feel bad about yourself when he comes up with excuses about why he can’t hang out.
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You feel bad about yourself when he stares at his phone when he’s supposed to be spending time with you.
Virgo
You feel bad about yourself when he sleeps with you but doesn’t want to date you.
Libra
You feel bad about yourself when he doesn’t even click on the Insta stories you worked hard to put together.
Scorpio
You feel bad about yourself when he gives one-word answers to your texts.
Sagittarius
You feel bad about yourself when he likes selfies posted by other girls.
Capricorn
You feel bad about yourself when he refers to you as a friend.
Aquarius
You feel bad about yourself when he ghosts you for months at a time.
Pisces
You feel bad about yourself when he cancels plans that you were excited about. 
