37 People Reveal The Most WTF Thing They Ever Saw At Their Friend’s House

16. Hey, I gotta shit, be back in like 20 minutes – do you have an extra towel I can use?

I knew a guy one time who would get completely undressed every time he took a shit, then take a shower afterwards to really clean up. He’d even do this at other people’s houses.

17. I don’t – I can’t – I – what?

A cow tongue in place of a birthday cake. It wasn’t like they couldn’t afford a birthday cake either. They just had a cow tongue with a single candle in it.

18. You’re the next best thing to daddy

Spent the night at a friend’s house in 6th grade. He lived with just his mom, dad wasn’t in the picture and he was an only child, so they had a close relationship. We were having a great time, until his mom called him for bath time. With her. Like, together. They even left the door open like it was nothing.

19. He had issues

Paramedic here!

100 two liter soda bottles filled with urine “because the toilet is broken”. But where was he pooping? Where was he pooping?

Also, thought it was obvious but apparently not, this was in the course of my job duties hence mentioning I’m a paramedic… context. No yard, 3 story walk-up apartment / flophouse. No work, the guy was very much unemployed and it took a police committal to get him to leave his apartment which was immediately condemned. There was also sadly a cat and animal control involved. Also bed bugs but those are a given. Sadly mental health issues can make the weirdest behavior seem normal.


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