Chrissy Stockton

They spend it with a partner who drags them down.

Find a photo that inspires you to workout, like someone doing a yoga pose you haven’t mastered yet, and set it as the wallpaper on your work computer so all day long you’re getting yourself in the mindset to hit the gym.

For whatever reason this profession attracts people who are fiercely loyal. Once you’re friends they WILL have your back, no matter what.

The idea of spending “forever” with someone is almost impossible to wrap our heads around. We never know where life will take us — how high the highs will be or how low the lows.

Sneaking onto the roof of a campus building with a good friend, some blankets, and a bottle of wine and spending the whole night talking and admiring the view.

Bring a bunch of s’more stuff and have a contest to see who can make the best “elevated s’more” using something like peanut butter or Caramello instead of the traditional ingredients.

“They want a movie version of love.”

We get a bad rap, but basic bitches aren’t so bad.

When you have a dinner party, there’s no better guest to invite if you want to hear stories about other people’s stupidity.

I “saw” in my mind’s eye that I was going to get hit by a car.

“We’ve known each other forever.”

He went from house to house jiggling the door knobs. If the door was locked, he left.

You can always identify one because they have the most comfortable beds of anyone you know. Indulge us in our need to be cozy.

The true test of feeling like an actual adult is being able to host some of your friends for dinner in your home. A playlist is crucial in ensuring a success.

Passive aggressive people LOVE communicating through notes, it’s the perfect way for them to let off steam and aggressively “put you in your place” while avoiding the conflict altogether.

“She always listened when I talked about my day instead of having that glazed over look.”

Enjoy the delicious aroma now filling your home.

When you find yourself enjoying something like cooking you start to wonder if it means you’re weak or a bad feminist. You have to question every natural desire you have and wonder if you truly enjoy the thing or if you are just conditioned to like it.