Ranking Every Zodiac Sign Based On How Good Of A Kisser They Are

Jesse Herzog
Jesse Herzog

From least, to most likely to explode with warm and happy and *ahem* feelings while you kiss:

Capricorn

(December 22nd to January 20th)

Capricorns are no nonsense kissers. Like everywhere else in life they’re ready to get in and get out with what they need. Be aware that while they are kissing you a Capricorn is thinking about how you are kissing them and whether it matches up to their preferred style. It’s not their fault, they just have really high standards!

Gemini

(May 22nd to June 21st)

There’s nothing quite like kissing a Gemini. What they lack in skill they make up for in passion and energy. They’re so excited about kissing you it can feel like the whole world revolves around the two of you, even if the kiss as a whole tends to be a bit, well, wet for most people’s tastes.

Sagittarius

(November 23rd to December 21st)

Who doesn’t appreciate the playful kind of kisses Sagittarians are known for giving? Intense kisses can feel too heavy and you’ll find your mind wandering to the simple, fun kisses of a Sag. It’s the perfect tease to lead up to something more.

Aquarius

(January 21st to February 18th)

Aquarians are masters of a nice, juicy lower lip bite. It’s like their personality — deep and thoughtful but with a rougher edge than you’d expect. They can have trouble connecting to their physical selves if they aren’t with the right person, but when they are on their game get ready to melt.

Libra

(September 23rd to October 22nd)

There’s something about a Libra that makes you want to kiss them. They never initiate, but somehow always get the object of their affection to kiss them when they want it. They aren’t necessarily masters of seduction, but they are masters of getting other people to seduce them.

Virgo

(August 23rd to September 22nd)

Virgos are good kissers. They’ve googled “how to be a good kisser” enough times that nothing is going to be lacking in this department. They’ve never been bad at anything in their entire lives, and this isn’t going to be the first thing. You’ll know you’re kissing a Virgo when after a few dates, they kiss you a few different ways and survey you about which type you like best.

Leo

(July 23rd to August 22nd)

Leos love to be the center of your attention and they develop good kissing skills in order to ensure this will be the case. They’ll make a show out of kissing you in some grand, romantic way, or out of doing whatever little thing you’ve told them makes your brain go from “pg-13 kiss” to “omg sex NOW kiss”. They want you to be impressed by them and desirous towards them, and they’ll pull out all the stops to kiss you in a way that makes this happen.

Aries

(March 21st to April 19th)

Adventurous Aries aren’t shy about anything — including going in for a kiss. They’ll take your hand at a party and lead you somewhere private when they feel like kissing you or they’ll take the lead and kiss you out of the blue when your mind is preoccupied with another task. Being one of the least “chill” signs works to their advantage in this arena, you’ll always feel passionately desired when you’re with an Aries.

Cancer

(June 22nd to July 22nd)

A kiss for a Cancer is a sentimental full-body experience. They will be wonderfully affectionate, using their hands to caress you all over your body while kissing you deeply. They’ll expand their focus to your neck, ears, collarbone — whatever they can do to make the object of their affection feel loved and happy.

Taurus

(April 20th to May 21st)

Lucky you if you’re fortunate enough to kiss a Taurus. While they aren’t overly affectionate in their day to day lives, they make the people they choose to be close with feel secure and cherished. Taureans love the art of making love, so they put a lot of efforts into all parts of it, especially foreplay. They’ll kiss you the way you’ve always wanted to be kissed — as if every part of them wants you.

Scorpio

(October 23rd to November 22nd)

Scorpios always make the first move, a sexy backdrop for the kiss itself. They aren’t afraid of anything and this makes them a truly fearless kisser. If they want to try something new — they’ll do it rather than asking for permission. Mad, passionate people, expect them to have a fist full of your hair and half their body twisted around yours. It will take a few minutes post-kiss for you to remember your name.

Pisces

(February 19th to March 20th)

Pisces are the best kissers in the Zodiac. They are kind, quiet, passionate souls who are selfless when it comes to love-making. They’ll stop at nothing to make sure their lover has an incredible experience. And unlike the equally passionate Gemini, they can focus on one thing for a long period of time — when that thing is pleasing you, you’re very, very lucky. TC mark

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