Ari Eastman

I love myself, but some days it is more of a negotiating process.

Drake, honey, baby doll, sweetie, what are you doing???!

When I say I want to be with you, I mean there’s a GPS in my heart and every recalculation takes me back to you.

Organize my room. Stumble upon my ex box. Try to throw it away. Can’t. Still, all these years. Can’t do it.

I’m iffy as to whether or not Bachelor Nation can really provide the high caliber man someone like Rachel deserves.

Sometimes our wants and needs overlap. But deciding what I absolutely need to spend money on instead of impulse-buying has taught me how to look at things and assess how necessary they actually are in my life.

I love you. It’s not your fault, but I’m still really mad that you’re dead.

My mom is like you took all the Cool Mom aspects of Lorelai but put them in the most selfless, understanding, empathic human.

You sleep a lot. And then don’t sleep when you should.

Raise your hand if you used to belt this song as a small child and only now realize how inappropriately sexual it is. ✋✋

I am convinced there is something inside me
that does not want me to be happy

Because you are a hell of a lot stronger than you’re giving yourself credit for.