30 Stupid Things People Say To Bartenders
This is a list I’ve compiled of the sh*t people say to bartenders and what bartenders want to secretly say back.
Being Independent And Being In A Relationship Aren’t Mutually Exclusive
When you’ve found the right kind of love, your independence strengthens your relationship, and your relationship strengthens your independence.
If He Doesn’t 100% Want You, It’s Time To Let Him Go
When he tells you he’s not ready, listen to what he’s saying. Don’t look for the exception. Don’t try to find a loophole.
The Slang Term You’re Most Likely To Use, Based On Your Zodiac Sign
Leo’s will throw a huge party and then humorously (or narcissistically) refer to it as totally “lit”.
18 Men On The One Non-Sexual Thing That Drives Them Crazy (In A Good Way)
“Confidence in herself and also being able to laugh at herself. Knowing that she is comfortable in her own skin is such a turn on.”
I Don’t Know Why The Hell You Like Me, But I’m So Glad You Do
I can’t say I regret anything, from my broken bones to my asshole exes, because every little choice led me straight to you.
When You’re The Girl Who Runs Before Giving Love A Real Chance
Maybe it’s just that I can’t imagine anyone looking at me with love in their eyes because I feel like I’m the girl who wasn’t made to be loved.
This Is What Will Happen If You Take Her Love For Granted
She showed you love in little moments that you thought weren’t big enough to mean something. But for her the little moments meant everything
50 Little Things That Make A Man Feel Loved And Appreciated In A Relationship (That Have Nothing To Do With Doing The Deed)
This Profound Tumblr Post PERFECTLY Explains What Guys Don’t Get About Being Female
I’ll Always Give You A Reason To Stay
If you love me, and if you want me just as much as I want you, I’m not going to let you down. I’ll show you that you can lean on me when you feel too weak to do it on your own. I’ll be there for you when you whisper to me about your dark past, and I won’t turn away from your flaws.
33 Subtle (But Toxic) Ways You’ve Been Treating Yourself Poorly
Deleting pictures from fun nights out with your friends, because you think you look disgusting in them.
23 Tips For Going Down On Him
Whenever your mouth needs a rest, stick to using your hands and take the time to talk dirty to him. Tell him how much you love feeling his cock harden in your mouth and how you can’t wait to swallow his cum.
Never Forget That Your Scars Are A Sign Of Strength
Never forget that your scars are a sign of strength, of survival and of power. The scars that stain our hearts, that are permanently marked on our bodies, are there for a purpose. They are there to remind us that our hearts are still beating despite all of the markings and scratches.
You’re Not Really A Couple Until You’ve Sent / Received These 50 Hilariously Loving Texts
All The Reasons Why I Chose You And All The Reasons Why I Left You
I left you because your honesty started to sound more like lies and you no longer cared to hear the truth.
When You Finally Fall For Someone Who Knows How To Love
When we practice loving someone who isn’t scared of love, they don’t let us run. They don’t let us completely shut down. They don’t let us function out of fear. They stay.
Don’t Give Him Too Much Credit Too Soon
Women lust so hard for the fairy tale they are willing for the knight to be anyone who looks long enough in their direction.