14 Things Homebodies Experience When They Actually Do Go Out
People are so shocked but happy to see you out that they look at you like you’re the ghost of a dead celebrity, or a super rare Pokémon.
People are so shocked but happy to see you out that they look at you like you’re the ghost of a dead celebrity, or a super rare Pokémon.
So here we go, a list of reasons your virginity is worth saving for those feeling unsure.
The attention that my hair gets can range from the deeply obliged to the unwarranted.
Even when we know it’s not a halfway decent idea, it doesn’t stop so many of us from doing it. We’ve all slept with an ex at some point, haven’t we?
“You’re too clingy,” he said, after a breakup speech that left a knot in my gut.
The lights in the sky have always meant home. The North. Miles of flat road and high beams and no one else around.
I’ve seen you all over. I know how you look, how you smell. The sobering look in your eyes when something reminds you of your own unimportance.
It’s not like a new hair color; you can’t adopt it in a day. Most well-decorated lobes have been tended to since birth.
Let’s say you are a penile Hercules, that Johnson is so large and in charge, it practically has a six-pack. Still doesn’t give you a reason to be cocky.
“You are the only person I can talk with about the shade of a cloud, about the song of a thought…”
While there are many truly wonderful men out there, there are also dark places where “monster men” lurk, lying in wait for an unsuspecting lovely like you to wander by.
Most guys tend to lose themselves in the moment, so it can’t hurt to try and plan out what you’re going to say at your climax, rather than just blurting out the first thing that comes to mind (i.e., “9/11 was an inside job!” or just “UGHHHNNGGN!”)