After I told my mother, she yelled at me for being so upset and shouted, largely out of frustration, “What am I supposed to do now? She was a child?” I ran out of my house crying, furious with her.
Ladies, time to toughen up and stop playing mind games against men you will never win.
“I’m so embarrassed. I’m not a real person yet.”
On paper, he was everything a girl like me could ask for. The deemed “perfect guy” that is believed to only exist in fairy tales or a Nicholas Sparks novel. Then I realized I no longer wanted him.
We all have certain things that we wish men would bring back into the modern vocabulary of chivalry. But making them “a thing” again is not as hard as it seems!
The mysterious secret society, how quick is it growing? Fast enough that every artist you love joined without you knowing.
1. They call everything quaint. I’m always hearing something being called quaint, or vintage, or oldey worldey, or oh my godddd just like Harry Potter! (FYI, all castles look the same, stop wasting your money.)
There was something primal and frightening in the look of men’s eyes. I wouldn’t have wanted to be alone dressed this way.
‘If you know where we are please bomb us… There is no life after this. I’m going to kill myself anyway – others have killed themselves this morning.’
To all the guys who have ever started texting a girl, only to at some point to disappoint them by never texting them back ever again, I have message for you – you are the worst.
You get to spend the next 2-ish hours in the dark, directly next to the object of your affection with absolutely no pressure to come up with something funny to say. Sounds foolproof, no?
