It’s not you, OK. I love you. But I’m really, really hungry. Can we please get something to eat?
Just when you think you’ve reached the bottom of her craziness, there’s a crazy underground garage…
Don’t be one of those people who tries to maintain side relationships while seeing how their main one plays out.
I wish you happiness. In the simplest, purest form. Not all the time, not in bouts that hit you like lightning and leave you like waves receding from the shoreline, but total sum happiness.
They taught us to see that one of the greatest gifts of being alive is the ability to give, receive and even lose love.
Always being the person who initiates everything.
When did “dating” become “hanging out”? The concept has more or less ruined the last remaining crumbs of true courtship for us singletons. But pull these moves next time someone tries to “hang,” and you’ll come out on top.
10. Pretend to be over it.
It’s easier to fall back into the same comforting patterns than to go through the heartbreak of not being in the relationship anymore.
Dear Chipotle, I fucking love you.