Tell them you’ve moved to Yemen. Don’t move to Yemen.
Cool it with the insulting “jokes.”
Follow these ridiculously easy steps, and you’ll be climaxing to hell and back in no time.
Getting so irrationally emotional that losing your hairbrush might could legit make you weep.
You can stop pretending that giving head is like, your FAVORITE thing to do in the whole wide world!
I know some cool 20-somethings, but one of the most badass human beings I know is only 16. If you don’t already know Queen Bey’s protégé, Sophie Beem, you’ll be glad I introduced you before she blows up.
Real men get real about how women can improve their blowjob game.
“That weird chunk of armpit fat that will never go away.”
“When he cheated on me with 13 different people within the course of a month.”
They know what you look like without makeup—blemishes, stray chin hairs, and all. You’re long past constantly beautifying yourself for them, and they love that.