Those worries keeping you up at night—the ones where you picture yourself jobless and loveless at 25—they’re normal.
Real women get real about how guys can up their game “down there.”
When she wisely reminded you that “life is to short to pretend u don’t like getting choked during sex.”
That we need a “practical” day job or a “Plan B.”
He loved you, boo. He did, he does, and he probably will for a while.
Guess what, boo? I didn’t want to bang you before you cracked that dude’s head against a wall, and I sure as fuck do not wanna drop trou now.
Carrying a little purse that was completely unnecessary because it had nothing in it.
When you realize you sound exactly like her.
You’re grappling with the idea that you can’t just like…skip work. Unlike class. Wtf.