Nicole Tarkoff

“It doesn’t stop being a rebound until you’re over your ex. Until then, you’ll just keep seeing the people you have sex with as a tool to help you move on.”

Sometimes weird things happen when women orgasm, and most times they’re beyond our control.

“Even when we argued, an hour and a half later something would happen and he’d be the first person I wanted to tell.”

“I think breakups are a finite thing. You can’t wonder what would’ve happened if you stayed, you just have to move on. You make a decision about this person, and that’s it, it’s done.”

You can’t control who likes your photos, but that’s exactly the problem. A previous hook up liking your photo is the virtual version of them hitting on you, and you and your significant other both know it.

“He told me I look better with makeup. Even if you think it’s true, why say it? That just makes me self conscious and now I feel like I have to have a full face on every time I’m around him.”

“For some reason when I thought about being with him I felt like I was settling, and I don’t want to settle. I want to be with someone I 100 percent know I want to be with, anything less is just not enough for me.”

They will never break up with you. Unlike a boyfriend, your dog will never say those four dreaded words, “We need to talk.” He won’t say, “It’s not you, it’s me,” and he most certainly will not tell you to come pick up your things from his place.

1. Ask your crush out on a date. You won’t know their answer until you ask. The worst that could happen is rejection, which you will eventually get over.

This is the type of drunk when you literally love everything, and feel the need to exclaim it with every drink that follows. You love your friends, you love this song, you love this bar, you love this boy you met on the dance floor two minutes ago.

You know how it goes. Friday night rolls around and you turn to your significant other, looking for new ideas to make your ordinary routine…extraordinary. If only it were that simple.

Miley’s outfit choices we knew would be crazy, but other celebs made jaws drop too! Check out these insane fashion statements from last night’s VMAs.

There’s no congratulations waiting for the woman who sleeps around, there’s most likely just slut shaming and gossip. “Did you hear she went home with him Friday night? Slut.”

They love seeing you do something you’re passionate about. Even if you’re just talking about it.

There could be a number of reasons why he’s not texting you back, but here’s what you’re probably thinking when he doesn’t.

Because it was such a special occasion, she decided to bring a couple tabs of acid with her. Before that day, I had never tripped on acid in my life, but she had done it a few times prior.

Every time you’re together again, nothing has changed.

They will sleep with anyone. Women who like to have casual sex don’t have sex with anyone; they have sex with the people they want to have sex with. Wow, imagine that!