Madison Moore

1. You perk up with excitement every time you see him, and when you do you’re reminded just how delicious he is. I mean seriously, you look at him and are like, “Damn, self!

Making noise ranks HIGH on the list.

The most difficult thing about being in an open relationship is more than the threat of drifting apart.

You’ve met someone you really like. You hang out and the chemistry is there, at least for you anyway. But suddenly you find yourself in a dark pool of radio silence.

I still somehow never have any money. Making more money means buying more things means less money at the end of the month.

An INTP understands that relationships aren’t about having a “better half” or “someone to complete you.”

1. The Narcissist Is More Interested In Being Liked By You Than Liking You When you’re dating a narcissist you can’t help but feel like they’re more interested in the fact that you like them than they are in establishing…

“I don’t find them aesthetically pleasing to look at. I can actually feel physically sick at the sight of too much black flesh.” Oh.

2. Your relationship with the guy at the bodega or the person who takes your order at the takeout place is prob your most meaningful relationship.

12. You’ll sleep with the stuffed animal they gave you when you first started dating as you wonder if you will ever be able to love like that again, if anyone will love you the way they did.

Wow.

Looks so cool but not sure I would trust a building with “Free Heat.”

Here are six brand new songs you should play until you can’t hear anymore.

13. You will never have any money at all, ever.

Pursue the things you love doing, and then do them so well that people can’t take their eyes off you.

I’ll still take an orgasm tho, lol.

24. Hair loss due to high levels anxiety.

Impress your friends!