Lance Pauker

1. The Wannabe 32 Year-Old

1. The Post Makeout Encounter

Not a girl, not yet a woman.

7. You’ve dominated your fair share of Marco Polo games in above-ground pools.

Sometimes, life hits you with things that are best coped with by being all sad and looking at the window.

1. Is this emoji ruining my masculinity?

3. You swirled the onions around in the guacamole.

As the good folks at Citizen Eco-Drive know full well, there’s nothing quite like that unstoppable, on top of the world feeling.

Good morrow! Yes My Lord, I’ll have the deck ready for the 10 am call.

Playing Badminton was an incredible learning experience, and definitely played a huge part in helping me develop into the person I am today; a guy that is at first cool and sociable, but then completely blows it by getting really excited about the fact that he played high school badminton.

Tuesday is very much the “Angels and Airwaves” of nights out; it has a feel, you sorta get it, but not as close to what you know a night out could be capable of.

Lukewarm now, hot later.

Once nestled in the comfort of a relationship, wild nights out have increasingly less of a purpose.

From overeager Facebook postings discussing how hard we’re about to go in on this practice LSAT test, to instagrams of flying on a private jet because of some unique work obligation at our jobs that pay $35K, us youngsters need to tell each other how well along we are — how were destined for stardom, riches, and incomparable #success.

Here are 49 pop-punks songs that are sure to bring you back to the long walk between your bus stop and your house.

Here are a few things guys are thinking about when they are getting to know a female companion over kale caesar salads.

Feeling stuck? These movies will put an end to that.

All hail the dollar pizza.