January Nelson

Your emotions are valid, but you might be expressing them in an unreasonable way. 

CAPRICORN: You believe people can change, and you like the challenge that comes with trying to change them.

Do not tell E.T. to nod.

LIBRA: You should stop settling for relationships where you are ignored, undervalued, and disrespected.

I’ve never, ever, ever met someone I believe in as little as you.

Is it hard for you to go long without texting me? 

ARIES: Hectic  

LIBRA: You’re too nice to complain about how you want more.

They feel like they’re ‘owed’ a relationship and/or sex for being nice.

LIBRA: You’re disappointed you’re still single — but there’s no timeline, there’s no need to rush.

Get enough sleep. The link between sleep deprivation and lowered mental performance is significant.

ARIES: You don’t want to wait too long to make a move. Otherwise, they’re going to assume you aren’t interested and find someone new.

Middle names. People made middle names and then didn’t tell others what it was because in order to put a curse on someone you need their full name. If someone has a legal middle name and you don’t know it then you can’t curse them.

It was an ornament. A sphere made out of clear glass. A hand painted picture of a mouse in a Santa hat curved around the front. It was adorable. But I’d never ordered something like this.

TAURUS: Sometimes, your answers are too short and kill the conversation.

ARIES: Make eye contact. Have deep conversations. Be clear about your intentions.

And for my final trick, I’m going to make myself DISAPPEAR!

Sent a link about bondage stuff I wanted to try with my partner to their mum.