Aries
If your profile picture shows you with a blurred out girl, she’s swiping left.
Taurus
If your bio brags about how much you drink or smoke, she’s swiping left.
Gemini
If all your photos are shirtless, she’s swiping left.
Cancer
If you bash any type of woman in your bio, she’s swiping left.
Leo
If you say you’re not looking for anything serious, she’s swiping left.
Virgo
If you don’t have a bio, she’s swiping left.
Libra
If your photos show you with a dead animal, she’s swiping left.
Scorpio
If your face isn’t in any of your photos, she’s swiping left.
Sagittarius
If your bio mentions your crazy ex, she’s swiping left.
Capricorn
If there are spelling issues in your bio, she’s swiping left.
Aquarius
If your bio makes fun of ‘basic’ girls who like Starbucks, she’s swiping left.
Pisces
If your bio only talks about sex, she’s swiping left. 
