Why She Isn't Swiping Right On You, Based On Her Zodiac Sign

Why She Isn’t Swiping Right On You, Based On Her Zodiac Sign

Aries

If your profile picture shows you with a blurred out girl, she’s swiping left.

Taurus

If your bio brags about how much you drink or smoke, she’s swiping left.

Gemini

If all your photos are shirtless, she’s swiping left.

Cancer

If you bash any type of woman in your bio, she’s swiping left.

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Leo

If you say you’re not looking for anything serious, she’s swiping left.

Virgo

If you don’t have a bio, she’s swiping left.

Libra

If your photos show you with a dead animal, she’s swiping left.

Scorpio

If your face isn’t in any of your photos, she’s swiping left.

Sagittarius

If your bio mentions your crazy ex, she’s swiping left.

Capricorn

If there are spelling issues in your bio, she’s swiping left.

Aquarius

If your bio makes fun of ‘basic’ girls who like Starbucks, she’s swiping left.

Pisces

If your bio only talks about sex, she’s swiping left. TC mark

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