You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.
“My ex showed up at my apartment in tears, crying her eyes out about how her husband cheated on her. She wanted revenge. So she got it with me.”
I pick my scabs and eat them.
Australians are known for many things — spanning from being delinquent outcasts from Britain, to living in one of the most beautiful areas of the world, to Crocodile Dundee and Steve Irwin.
It started with itching. I felt my hand migrating into my jeans whenever I was driving or drawing out documents at work.
Baby Turtles When you think of cute animals, there are many that come to mind, but at least for me, turtles was nowhere on the list. That is, until now.
Baby foxes! Aren’t they so cute? Baby foxes, or really just even foxes, are a predatory animal but foxes, particularly baby foxes are also ridiculouslycute.
Do you like whales? Because we can go hump back at my place.
Baby elephants! Baby elephants are amazing. There is something about the small version of such a big creature like an elephant that is so so cute. Elephants are definitely mystical creatures.