Aries
He’s going to ghost you. He’s going to drop off the face of the planet without warning.
Taurus
He’s going to lead you on for months — and never ask you out officially.
Gemini
He’s going to promise you forever and then cheat on you.
Cancer
He’s going to make you do all the work — and then complain you’re smothering him.
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He’s going to make you feel like you’re in competition with other women, like you have to compete for his love.
Virgo
He’s not going to put a label on your relationship. He’s going to keep things casual.
Libra
He’s going to admit he’s still in love with his ex.
Scorpio
He’s going to tell you he loves you as a friend and only a friend.
Sagittarius
He’s going to sleep with you and then lose interest.
Capricorn
He’s going to reject you. Bluntly. Without trying to spare your feelings.
Aquarius
He’s going to end up marrying the girl he dates right after losing interest in you.
Pisces
He’s going to send mixed signals for months, slowly driving you insane. 
