Aries
Because alcohol isn’t helping you solve any problems, it’s only helping you run from them for a while.
Taurus
Because drinking isn’t going to take your loneliness away.
Gemini
Because, despite what you think, alcohol doesn’t make you more likable.
Cancer
Because you aren’t the best version of yourself when you’re drunk.
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Buy nowLeo
Because alcohol is expensive and you could use the extra money right now.
Virgo
Because hangovers suck — and they waste your entire day.
Libra
Because you need to start prioritizing your physical and mental health.
Scorpio
Because you can have just as much fun sober (and will actually remember it the next day).
Sagittarius
Because you don’t want to drunk text your ex and ruin all the progress you’ve made.
Capricorn
Because drinking isn’t going to numb your pain.
Aquarius
Because you can learn to grow more confident without the help of alcohol.
Pisces
Because you’re going to be drinking more than enough once the holidays come around. 
