Brandon Scott Gorrell

She’s built a massive following of over a million fans, was named one of the Most Influential People on the Internet by Time, and wrote a New York Times Bestseller.

First person who’s able to get all the way through this story without LITERALLY DYING wins.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

“Something happened one day we can’t even logically explain and my husband doesn’t like to talk about it because he doesn’t believe in any of that stuff.”

We will pay for food we didn’t order and thank the server for terrible service.

How many people you’ve had sex with in the past twelve months.

An Irishman Walks Out Of A Bar.

It’s really insane. Lots of people die.

“Redneck,” “hick,” and “hillbilly” can all describe different types of people, and are certainly stereotypes that can not accurately portray any one individual. These terms can also be derogatory, while some self-identifying “rednecks” and etc.

I also just got back together with mine. It’s still new, but it feels like nothing ever changed, like we just picked up where we left off. I guess there are some people you’re meant to be with.

You don’t care about going to concerts anymore. You especially don’t care about getting in the front row of concerts anymore. The front row is just not important at all anymore.

Days when no one can hear what you’re saying because you can’t stop mumbling everything you say.

Our two for one drinks, one of which was non-alcoholic, cost us $27. Really, a rum and coke and a virgin cocktail normally costs $54 for lunch? Really? We had to ask someone in charge to explain the bill to us. He said that really each drink was two drinks, so we didn’t have two drinks between us, but rather 4.

Nobody knows when their last goodbye is…

Not sure if tears of joy or immense jealousy/ rage/ sadness.

As the mystery of the Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 disappearance continues to baffle the world, the people over at Reddit have started making some wild speculations about what happened to the airplane.

“They’re right on point with [Neil Patrick Harassment]. I think they have a lot of working up to do. I mean, they have a great following, so I think they could make it up to that point.”

“Behind the glamor, the glitz… it’s just selling us, constantly, an idea. And it’s not like you can just sell products. You need to sell the entire context… you have to sell the concept of glamor… the movies, the newspaper, all of it creates a frequency of consciousness that’s constantly spellbinding you into a state where a Galaxy phone seems like a good idea.”