When they get dressed for you (sometimes).
When a DJ says the next track is by request, they’re lying 99% of the time. We just make up names to make it sound like we’re engaged with the audience. The request line is often just put on hold so that callers think we’re being slammed with calls and not just ignoring them. Every market I’ve worked in has done this. Every. Market.
When someone set up plans a week ago, and on the day of you’re all mentally prepped to go out, and then they cancel on you. RAGE.
The girl you love deserves time with her friends, and screw you if you don’t think so. She deserves happy hour after work, company parties for employees only, and drinks with old college friends who are in town for the weekend.
You went from not giving a f*ck so much that you would literally be willing to get fired from your job for the chance to take a 7-day road trip without telling anyone, but now that amount of spontaneity equals saying f*ck it and spending $40 on a steak.
If you just can’t with the rest of the day, here are 18 images of sleepy baby animals yawning.
ADORABLE. POMERANIAN. PUPPIES. THAT IS ALL.
The fact that one of them loves me.