June 2018 | Page 12 | Thought Catalog

Who gives sharks presents on Christmas? Santa Jaws!

By January Nelson, 14 Jun 2018

What’s Adele’s favorite dessert?
Jello from the other side!

By Maria Monrovia, 14 Jun 2018

What do you call a ghost’s erection? A booooner.

By January Nelson, 14 Jun 2018

Did you hear about the flower who never bloomed? It was a bud omen.

By Erin Cossetta, 14 Jun 2018

What did the snowman order at Wendy’s? A Frosty.

By January Nelson, 14 Jun 2018

What do you get when you cross a ghost with a chicken? A poultry-geist.

By January Nelson, 14 Jun 2018

Why did the aging bread roll retire? Her career was already toast!

By Sylvie Quinn, 14 Jun 2018

What is a pizza maker’s favorite song? Slice, Slice Baby.

By January Nelson, 14 Jun 2018

What did the wise men say after they offered up their gifts of gold and frankincense? “Wait, there’s myrrh.”

By Erin Cossetta, 14 Jun 2018

What did the osteopathic medicine doctor bring to the potluck? Spare ribs.

By Erin Cossetta, 14 Jun 2018

What did the bottled water tell the spy? The names bond, Hydrogen bond.

By January Nelson, 14 Jun 2018

What did the metamorphic rock say during the test? This is too much pressure!

By January Nelson, 14 Jun 2018

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