Astrology

This Is Why You’re A Shitty Adult, Based On Your Zodiac Sign

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Aries

You’re a shitty adult because you spend all your money on tequila and Ubers home.

Taurus

You’re a shitty adult because you refuse to take any advice whatsoever.

Gemini

You’re a shitty adult because you won’t commit to anything.

Cancer

You’re a shitty adult because you feel insecure about literally everything.

Leo

You’re a shitty adult because you’re so focused on how perfect you are you forget about personal growth.

Virgo

You’re actually a good adult, this post has nothing to do with you.

Libra

You’re a shitty adult because you expect life to be fair.

Scorpio

You’re a shitty adult because you’re passive aggressive AF.

Sagittarius

You’re a shitty adult because you pretty much take nothing seriously.

Capricorn

You’re a shitty adult because you still don’t know how to do your taxes without your dad.

AQUARIUS

You’re a shitty adult because you avoid going to the doctor.

Pisces

You’re a shitty adult because you get overwhelmed by simple tasks and just end up crying. TC mark

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