The 9 Sexiest Things A Man Can Do After Age 25
They know how to give a big, fat, juicy… compliment.
They know how to give a big, fat, juicy… compliment.
When you text someone that you’re “5 mins away” it means you’re still sitting on your couch in your sweatpants.
If you are rude to salespeople, you are a bad person. Period.
You’ll start with the clichés. Wine, chocolate, ice cream, a funny (but not romantic) movie. You’ll let her talk if she wants, or sit in silence if that’s what she prefers. You’ll leave when she asks.
Your suffering—and your rise from it—will define you.
1. The girl who’s actually an 8 but thinks she’s a 10.
It can be a lifelong syndrome if the symptoms go unrecognized and unacknowledged. My dad… …was tall and slender. …could throw down in the kitchen.
The guy who’s ready to settle down wants to hang out with you on a Sunday afternoon. The guy who just wants to have fun will try to meet up with you on Friday night when he’s at the bar.
Love is blissful when it is reciprocated, but what if it isn’t?
OK, so I’m not a mother in the sense that I pushed kids out of my hoo-ha, but I still think I’m a mother after all. No, not to human babies, although I swear I love them as much as if I’d delivered…
I asked a bunch of guys about things that their girlfriends/exes said and how they learned (the hard way) what their girls really meant.
“A doctor once told me I feel too much. I said, so does God. that’s why you can see the grand canyon from the moon.”
You can’t hide in crowds.
It’s that feeling you get sometimes.
“Sorry I just got your text.” No he didn’t. He saw your text a while ago. It just wasn’t a priority for him.
“The only problem with seeing people you know is that they know you.”
Your ex’s letters. Any saved texts, screenshots, birthday notes or anniversary cards from them should be deleted, trashed, burned or at least tucked somewhere far away.
The awesomest corny jokes imaginable.