I started to do lines of Adderall because I thought heroin/drug chic was glamorous. I did it while looking at myself on my iPhone camera, obviously, because how else would I know it was happening if my reflection on a screen wasn’t looking back at me?
2. GRUMPY. Or more appropriately, Humpy.
You break out the shorts when it hits 40 degrees in April.
14. Accidentally dropping a whole bunch of books seems like a great way to eventually get married.
Talk to random people in social settings. This will make you a more well- rounded person, and chances are good you’ll make a new friend, too.