76. I thought the number of children you could have was limited to the number testicles you were born with.
“The number of children you could have was limited to the number testicles you were born with.”
77. I thought the egg travels from man’s bottom into woman bottom and a baby is made.
“Take trousers off. Face away from each other with bottoms touching. Egg travels from man’s bottom into woman bottom and baby is made. End.”
78. I used to think Asian women’s vaginas ran horizontally instead of vertically.
“I used to think Asian women’s vaginas ran horizontally instead of vertically. I eventually found out it was my friend’s older brothers trolling me….”
79. I thought you get pregnant if you kiss with your mouth open.
“You get pregnant if you kiss with your mouth open.”
80. I thought once you wear the wedding ring, you automatically get pregnant.
“I thought once you wear the wedding ring, you automatically get pregnant. Was scared to wear a ring in my ring finger as long as I remember.”
