82 People Confess The CRAZY Misconceptions They Had About Sex When They Were Kids

30. I thought that girls’ boobs and boys’ balls were the same thing but in different places.

“That girls’ boobs and boys’ balls were the same thing but in different places. I thought this because in French, ‘boules’ translates more or less to balls but also is used to mean boobs. I had heard people talk in English about balls, and in French about balls, so naturally I assumed they meant the same thing.”

possibleduck


31. I used to think that girls drank boys’ pee, and that’s what a blowjob wa.

“When I was in first grade, I used to think that girls drank boys’ pee, and that’s what a blowjob was.”

its_tea_day


32. I thought you automatically became pregnant at your wedding.

“When I was a kid, I thought you automatically became pregnant at your wedding.

I understood the sperm-and-egg thing, but I wasn’t sure how they met. So I assumed at your first dance as husband and bride, the sperm and egg travelled through the air and swapped places. Boom. There’s sperm in the wife, and eggs in the husband I guess?

My parents even gave me a book that said the phrase ‘penis inserted into the vagina.” I guess I skimmed over that part.”

Elvensabre


33. I thought that babies were made when a man and a woman took a shower together, the woman did a handstand and the man peed in her mouth.

“When I was about 6 a friend assured me that babies were made when a man and a woman took a shower together, the woman did a handstand and the man peed in her mouth. I never had any reason to disbelieve him. Thankfully I forgot about it pretty quickly (I just now remembered he told me that) so I didn’t have the chance to embarrass myself later in life. I also thought until an embarrassingly late age that the phrase ‘becoming a man’ meant getting a circumcision.”

John_key_is_shit


34. I thought that people rubbed butts, back to back, to make a baby.

“I used to (and I still) look at bugs, nature, plants and all the things. I saw them mating several times – and that their butts were touching. For a little while, I thought that people rubbed butts, back to back, to make a baby. Once I realized I what my dick was for, that didn’t make sense anymore. It was at a very young age, but I vividly remember how I imagined it.”

Yaknow-thatguy


35. I thought married people had sex all the time.

“I thought married people had sex all the time. I was very very wrong. Source: married for 16 years.”

LederhosenUnicorn


36. I thought gay men had sex by putting their penis inside the urethra of another penis.

“I thought gay men had sex by putting their penis inside the urethra of another penis. I must’ve been 10 at the time; too young to know about gay sex but old enough to know that anuses are a thing.”

Nozomis_Honkers


37. I thought sex was just making out naked.

“Thought sex was just making out naked.”

possum67


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