82 People Confess The CRAZY Misconceptions They Had About Sex When They Were Kids

38. I thought you only have sex at night.

“You only have sex at night.”

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39. I thought penises had a little ‘tip’ on them like the end of a nipple.

“When I was really little, before I had ever seen a penis, I was convinced that they had a little ‘tip’ on them like the end of a nipple.”

CreamPieSatan


40. I thought babies came out of butts.

“Babies came out of butts. Yeah I was that moron.”

Matthewmurphy17


41. I thought a blow job was when a girl would literally blow air up and down the shaft.

“I thought a blow job was when a girl would literally blow air up and down the shaft.”

acEightyThrees


42. I thought the couple just laid still for a long time while the guy was basically just continuously cumming.

“I was taught the mechanics of making a baby, but no one ever told me that sex actually involves movement. So I thought the couple just laid still for a long time while the guy was basically just continuously cumming.”

dadmemes26


43. I thought that at puberty, my penis would go erect and stay erect for the rest of my life.

“I thought that at puberty, my penis would go erect and stay erect for the rest of my life. I remember to this day questioning how I’d hide this for the rest of life.”

andrewcrs


44. I thought you were expected to pee into her butt.

“That you were expected to pee into her butt … No, but if she lets you, feel blessed.”

ALWAYS_TELLING_LIES


45. I thought you had to stay in position for hours to days while the sperm reached the egg.

“A biology textbook said the sperm takes between hours and days to reach the egg. So I thought you had to stay in position for hours to days.”

bananslugholly


46. I used to think the penis was shaped like a corkscrew.

“I used to think the penis was shaped like a corkscrew. Think a pig’s tail but with some added girth.”

Jiggaraffe


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