82 People Confess The CRAZY Misconceptions They Had About Sex When They Were Kids

19. I thought mixed-race babies would be spotted like a cow.

“My mom married a black man when I was about 5 (I’m white). When she told me I was going to have a sister and that she would be mixed I thought that she was going to come out spotted like a cow.”

expizzaguy


20. I thought that you had to push your testicle out of your urethra and into the vagina during sex.

“When I was a kid, I thought that you had to push your testicle out of your urethra and into the vagina during sex. I never looked forward to having sex until I found out the truth.”

PlantainEnthusiast


21. I thought putting the penis in the vagina meant resting it between the lips like a hot dog.

“Despite having a vagina, I had no idea we had a hole that could fit a penis. So I thought putting the penis in the vagina meant resting it between the lips like a hot dog.”

JuniperusRain


22. I used to think that sex had to be done in the hospital and the doctor would watch.

“I used to think that sex had to be done in the hospital and the doctor would watch. It would be done standing up. The man would put his penis in the woman’s vagina for just a second and then take it out. No thrusting or anything. Then the sperm would come out on the floor and somehow the woman would immediately become pregnant.”

MissionCow


23. I believed women got impregnated when they kissed their husband.

“I believed women got impregnated when they kissed their husband.”

-petyr-baelish-


24. I thought balls didn’t exist.

“That men had two penises.. one for peeing and one for sex…also balls didn’t exist.”

JenAlbino


25. I thought you could accidentally rape someone by bumping into them.

“I thought the vagina was on the front, so if you had a boner and ran at someone fast enough and bumped into them, you could rip through their clothes and accidentally rape them. I used to have nightmares where I’d get arrested for raping people randomly.”

Wintermuteson


26. I used to think vaginas were triangle-shaped open holes.

“I used to think vaginas were triangle-shaped open holes roughly where the penis would be. I was so confused when I first saw lips.”

applebrush


27. Black people had black cum.

“Black people had black cum.”

thescentofwater


28. I thought intercourse happened while both people were asleep.

“I thought the actual intercourse part of sex happened while people were asleep since everyone always talked about ‘sleeping with someone.’ Like somehow both partners rolled over just the right way and 9 months later they had a baby.”

esp735


29. I believed that the doggy style position was only for anal sex.

“I believed that the doggy style position was only for anal sex. Anytime a girl would bend over, the guy would be going into the pooper.”

RipkenDoublePlay


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