82 People Confess The CRAZY Misconceptions They Had About Sex When They Were Kids

66. I thought after a woman is pregnant she goes to the doctor and fills out a form where she requests a boy or girl.

“Not about sex but I thought after a woman is pregnant she goes to the doctor and fills out a form where she requests a boy or girl.”

Valkyrie408


67. I thought the man put his balls in the woman’s vagina and sperm diffused through the scrotum.

“I thought the man put his balls in the woman’s vagina and sperm diffused through the scrotum. This was embarrassingly late into my childhood too…”

OsuPhenom


68. I thought you were supposed to take a sword and stab a woman in the belly button.

“I thought you were supposed to take a sword and stab a woman in the belly button. Glad I didn’t try doing that.”

MCNsAreStupid


69. The fantasies I had were about becoming really really small and just climbing into a vagina and hanging out inside.

“I didn’t know what sex was for a while so the fantasies I had were about becoming really really small and just climbing into a vagina and hanging out inside.”

Mustacheyouariddle


70. I thought there was a bone in the penis and that’s why it was called a ‘boner.’.

“I thought there was a bone in the penis and that’s why it was called a ‘boner.’”

CaliMade19XX


71. I thought that vaginas were tiny asses.

“I thought that vaginas were tiny asses. literally.”

Sheikh_Shaker


72. I thought babies were made when the man came into a cup and the woman drank it and it tasted like blueberries.

“I thought ‘sex’ referred to showing your junk to each other. And babies were made when the man came into a cup and the woman drank it and it tasted like blueberries. I was seven.”

scienceisanart


73. I thought vaginas were blank skin that broke open when the penis pushed on it.

“I thought vaginas were blank skin that broke open when the penis pushed on it…”

Zaroc128


74. I thought babies were pooped out.

“I thought the clit WAS the vagina and that’s where the penis went; also, I thought babies were pooped out.”

SkellyMonster


75. I thought a man could only ejaculate one hundred times in his life.

“In my early teens I’d read somewhere that 1% of your semen is sperm… misread / misunderstood that information, and took it as ‘1% of your total sperm count comes out when you cum.’ Spent a good year keeping track of the times I’d ejaculated, because I was worried I only had 100 climaxes in me for life before I ran out of sperm entirely.”

Inhuman_Monolith


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