56. I always thought sex was just dancing naked.
“I always thought sex was just dancing naked—so I was always confused when people mentioned hearing it, as I assumed my parents were just dancing naked together behind closed doors.”
57. I thought all sex was in the butt.
“I thought all sex was in the butt when I was really little. Now that I’m older I wish my girlfriends had thought this, too.”
58. I thought the vagina went into the penis.
“Thought the vagina went into the penis. This cause quite the confusion later on in life.”
59. I thought ejaculate was light blue.
“I thought ejaculate was light blue. Seeing Episode 4: A New Hope was a little uncomfortable in the beginning. Rogue One just reminded me of the blue milk.”
60. I thought male urine got you pregnant and that’s why there are gender specific restrooms.
“I thought male urine got you pregnant and that’s why there are gender specific restrooms.”
61. I thought ejaculation would hurt a lot cause in porn when a man ejaculates their face looks like they are in deep pain.
“I thought ejaculation would hurt a lot cause in porn when a man ejaculates their face looks like they are in deep pain.”
62. I used to think that people could get stuck while having sex.
“I used to think that people could get stuck while having sex. Like literally man trying to pull his dick out of a vagina unsuccessfully because they are stuck together. I believed this until I was in my late teens.”
63. I thought a woman could decide to have a baby at random, because how else would so many single mums be around?.
“My mum watched a lot of Maury, which had a lot of single mums. After a while I got the impression that although a man and woman could make a baby together, a woman could also decide to have one at random, because how else would so many single mums be around?”
64. I thought sex was putting your penis between a woman’s breasts and somehow that created a child.
“Thought sex was putting your penis between a woman’s breasts and somehow that created a child.”
65. I thought one person fell on the other one and suddenly they were having sex.
“I thought that it happened a lot through accidental falling that happened coincidentally while both parties were naked. Like one person fell on the other one and suddenly they were having sex.”
