The screen shakes erratically, and there’s nothing but splinters and lances of light and screaming.
I Thought Getting My Best Friend Laid Would Help Him Move On, But What Happened Instead Ruined Our Lives
“So…just have sex? With random girls?”
There Should Have Been A Recall On A Major Toilet Paper Brand And They Don’t Want Me To Tell You Why
Every time I use it now, I’ll always have that thought in the back of my mind, what if it happens again.
The paper — the bottle — even the smooth archaic penmanship, all seeming ancient and untampered with. So what were the chances that it would be addressed to someone else with my name?
Say hello to a brand new Chucky.
ARIES: You are going to walk down an empty street and feel like you are being followed.
There Are Auctions For People You’re Not Supposed To Know About, But The Worst Part Was Finding Out Who Was Trying To Sell Me
My arms and legs began to sway back and forth in the casket that I laid in. White satin linens held my body, the body that this man thought was deceased.
“God, let us be together again.” I repeated it again and again, until my skin became clammy with wetness and cold.